April 2012
Apr 1st
612 notes
Apr 1st
1 note
Apr 1st
1,902 notes
March 2012
Mar 31st
1,056 notes
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
204 notes
Mar 31st
80 notes
Mar 31st
72 notes
Mar 31st
137 notes
Mar 31st
57,892 notes
Mar 31st
3,038 notes
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
1,789 notes
Mar 31st
30 notes
The Euphemism Generator →
“Hey! Who’s been plundering the chutney?!” and other random euphemisms.
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
14,359 notes
Mar 31st
20 notes
Mar 31st
240 notes
Mar 31st
2 notes
Mar 31st
17,694 notes
Mar 31st
504 notes
Mar 31st
157 notes
Mar 30th
98 notes
Mar 30th
7,489 notes
Mar 30th
4,629 notes
Mar 30th
45 notes
Mar 30th
604 notes
Mar 30th
1,416 notes
Mar 30th
243 notes
Mar 30th
4,453 notes
Mar 30th
2,979 notes
Mar 30th
336 notes
Mar 30th
9,226 notes
Mar 30th
9,626 notes
Mar 30th
644 notes
Mar 30th
572 notes
Mar 30th
30 notes
Mar 30th
1,065 notes
Mar 30th
719 notes
Mar 30th
88 notes
Mar 30th
1,891 notes
Overheard on the morning news
“You are more likely to become president than you are to win this jackpot…Wow. President Williams.”—Anchorman Williams.
Mar 30th
2 notes
Mar 30th
21,457 notes
Mar 30th
104,360 notes
Mar 30th
679 notes
Mar 30th
197 notes
Mar 30th
4,100 notes
Mar 29th
168 notes
Mar 29th
71 notes